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Off to the library again today, so time for some reviews.

Odd and the Frost Giants, Neil Gaiman

A simple story with a surprising amount of moral depth and historical/cultural texture, and, as you’d expect from Gaiman, humor and whimsy. After the death of his father, teenaged Odd journeys into the woods to find out why winter is never ending, and gets caught up in adventures with the Norse gods and a clever Frost Giant. I enjoyed this more than The Graveyard Book; it hews a lot closer to the old myths.

My Life In France, Julia Child

tapas told me this was better than Julie & Julia, so I jumped in. Julia Child discusses her experiences in France that led her to create her cookbooks and cable show. She died while the book was being written, so a lot of it is taken from letters and journals, but the book does a good job of blending her distinctive tone and the drier textual history. I laughed quite a bit. I was also pleased that my French isn’t too hopeless after 10 years of barely using it.

I didn’t know that cooking was a relatively late-in-life obsession for Child; as she tells it, she barely knew her way around the kitchen took her first cooking class in her late 30s and then relatively quickly became the culinary juggernaut we know today. Given the Outliers theory of 10000 hours of work before you attain mastery of a topic, that’s ~5 years at a standard 40-hours-a-week/50 weeks a year pace, and she definitely started work on her cookbook less than 5 years after her first cooking class. Maybe there’s less of a learning curve for cooking than for other things?


Asterios Polyp, David Mazzuchelli

A narrative discussing the intellectual, sexual, and psychological adventures of an architecture prof, this is the most layered and thought-provoking graphic novel I’ve ever read, and one that repays close rereading, with many elements in the opening scene only becoming clear after reading the entire work. Besides its striking visual elements, it covers a lot of intellectual ground: as an Ivy-educated academic, the main character, Asterios, discusses dozens of important thinkers and ideas.

One of the back cover blurbs compares the storyline to Ulysses, and it’s actually not an absurd comparison. The heart of the book, metaphorically and literally, is a silent retelling of the story of Orpheus, and it’s a massively satisfying and emotional chapter. Even minor characters have a depth to them, a sense of mythic potential.

The main difficulty with the work is the general unlikeability of Asterios, who saunters through life with a sneer on his face; it can be hard to focus on the narrative when he is such a dick, both a cynical intellectual tyrant and a smug controlling bastard. Not any worse than your average Updike, Roth, or Bellow novel, but those are generally not my cup of tea.

It’s probably best to view Asterios, not as a modern man, but as a character from Greek myth, flawed and egotistical, but the book’s engagement with modern aesthetic theory and philosophy makes it a little harder to view him in a historical lens.

Anyway, I’ll be rereading this one and thinking about it for quite a while, I expect. Thoroughly recommended, my favorite book so far for this year.


In the Land of Invented Languages, Arika Okrent

A PhD linguist trawls libraries and email lists to learn about fictional languages and the people who create them. Starting with John Wilkins, the subject of a classic essay by Jorge Luis Borges, Okrent surveys hundreds of years of cranks, idealists, and poets who have all worked on creating their own languages. Along the way she attends PhilCon to hang out with Klingons, interacts with Esperanto-speaking hippies on multiple continents, and gets involved in a massive flamewar involving a schism on the “constructed languages” email group.

I would love this book if it were 200 pages longer. The creators of the early artificial languages were generally utopians who felt that their new language would usher in an era of pure scientific clarity, or international peace. Okrent delves into the stories of a few, like Wilkins, a polymath and organizer of early British scientific ventures, and ”Webster Edgerly, a.k.a. “Dr Ralston”, a prolific author of tracts on magnetism who was so popular that the Purina corporation took his name for its breakfast cereal. My former prof Sarah Higley merits a few brief mentions.

While the historical details are fun, what was more interesting to me was seeing the author try to learn to speak these languages. Some artificial languages are based on already-existing languages; Esperanto is a good example. If you’ve ever seen an Esperanto text, it’s pretty easy to get the gist if you know both English and a Romance language. So she picks up Esperanto pretty quickly and talks a little about Esperanto culture, which is full of hippies and anarchists and vegetarians and nudists. But her opinion is that those are the types of people who choose to speak Esperanto; it doesn’t turn you into a flower child overnight.

Wilkins’ language, and others like Klingon and loglan/lojban, were constructed from the ground up, however, and learning them means questioning assumptions. Klingon was built by a linguist to be harsh, unusual-sounding, and hard to pronounce; the result is difficult but not mind-bending. Wilkins built his language to serve scientific purposes, and loglan was constructed to allow a test of the Whorfian hypothesis by applying formal logical rules to language. Trying to work in those languages caused her a lot of stress, and she found herself having trouble speaking English afterwards.

My one experience with a Whorfian phenomenon was in a dream I had in college. I was dreaming in Spanish, which I have a good but not quite fluent grasp of. I ran into someone, and he asked me about what I was reading, and I could not think of the word. I just sat there, and my brain stopped working, everything stopped, and I woke up. Some of her experiences sound like that.

The problem with this book is that she doesn’t know where she’s going with it. The title, which is particularly unmellifluous from a linguist, shows that lack of direction. There’s a little bit for everyone, but it’s neither a thorough historical grounding, a full pop-cultural expedition, or a scholarly text. A good read, and a lot of fascinating details, but not a magnum opus.

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One of my resolutions this year is to do more writing, so I’m once again attempting to revive this journal. I’m going to try to do book reviews/comments on what I read this year. The starting crop is a batch I got from the library after going through several “best book of the decade” lists and picking all the ones I hadn’t read.


Carter Beats the Devil, Glen David Gold

I had never heard of this book, but the cover and some of the interior art, lurid full-color pieces of period advertising for conjurers from the early 20th century set the tone. We get vignettes in the life of a stage magician, culminating in a caper involving Warren G Harding’s sudden death, a deadly rival magician who uses cards as weapons, and a grand finale involving a guillotine and a backstage battle while levitating.

While the book is heavily grounded in history and the artifice of stage magic and many of the characters, including the main character, “Carter the Great”, really existed, the book still uneasily lets gypsy fortunetellers have access to prophecy. It’s not exactly a biographical thriller, not exactly a fantasy, not exactly alternate history, and not exactly a Pynchonesque alternate universe of bizarreness, but it’s got some elements of all of those, and at times it’s very clever. The book reminded me of Kavalier and Klay, but it lacks Chabon’s playful style. All in all, I found it a very enjoyable read, and it would no doubt make an excellent movie or TV miniseries, but it’s not exactly deep. Still, it’s a first novel...


Gilead, Marilynne Robinson

Gilead is a pseudo-epistolary novel, composed of letters written by Congregationalist preacher John Ames as he lies dying to relate his life and thoughts to his much younger son, reflecting on family history and set in the 1950s. The letters aren’t dated, aren’t structured as letters, and are never sent, so really it’s an authorial device to allow a reflective, first-person narrative with a number of very short chapters. This is Robinson’s second novel, and her first one came out in 1981, so obviously this one’s been well-polished, and it shows. The narrator’s voice is poetic and compelling, and the structure, to me, was probably the most interesting part of the novel.

But when the structure is the most interesting thing, that’s a bad sign for a novel. The problem is that I couldn’t identify at all with the main character. He’s extremely devout and spends much of his time engaging in theological discussions with another elderly preacher. While well-read in literature and history, most of the books he actually brings up are religious treatises of one form or another. The one freethinker in the book is also a criminal who easily fits the diagnostic criteria for sociopathy. So I felt like maybe I wasn’t the target audience here.

In short: lyrical prose, incisive psychological picture of a person I have no interest in meeting or learning about.


Watching the Watchmen, Dave Gibbons

Not on any decade’s-best lists, this one I grabbed off the new arrivals shelf of the library. It’s a discussion of the making of the Watchmen comic, and also a massive collection of unfinished panels. I was impressed at some of the reference material that was included, such as a map of the heavens and diagram of a tumbling perfume bottle’s progress on Mars, to determine what the stars in the sky should look like from the bottle’s perspective (!). I didn’t know much about the actual making of comic books, and now I feel I have a working understanding of what the industry was like 25 years ago, as well as a desire to buy the “remastered” graphic novel using uniform digital color. Combines anecdotes, close analysis of various points in the text, and craft discussion into a surprisingly interesting whole.


Outliers, Malcolm Gladwell

I found Gladwell’s *Blink* to be professionally interesting, due to its discussion of microexpressions, and at one point I read every single Gladwell article that was online. That means that I’d already seen much of the material in this book, which is a fixup of various of his New Yorker columns on the general theme of extreme competence, whether it be at sports or at a career. I feel like this book actually does Gladwell a disservice in that it condenses some of his longer, more interesting articles and adds in weaker material on stuff like how work in the garment industry is creative and challenging.

The basic message is that to truly master something you need 10,000 hours of practice at it. This is true over a variety of disciplines. Certain individuals who get an early start continue to get more and more time devoted to the task as they get better and better at it; the rich get richer. The key example is from athletics, where most elite athletes are better-developed than their competitors as youngsters (due to birthdate shenanigans) , quickly join advanced teams, and maintain a practice advantage from then on that allows them to outpace their peers. Talent doesn’t matter much. There’s a certain baseline of talent that one must have to allow success, but beyond that level, all it takes is putting in the hours.

I really enjoy Gladwell’s writing, and on a chapter-by-chapter level the material is pretty strong. However, I was expecting something more cohesive.


The Story of Edgar Sawtelle, David Wroblewski

A mute boy is born to a family of dog-breeders in the Wisconsin wilderness. Drama ensues.

I’m really torn about this one. I’m not a dog person, so again I had some basic conflicts with the nature of the novel, just as with Gilead. The dogs are given a lot of agency and a lot of intelligence, more than I think is warranted; they’re not human-level, but we see a fair amount of the book from their perspective, and there’s a lot of reflection and thought going on there.

I was willing to accept this dog-breeding project as a science fictional element, and I was trucking through til about two hundred pages into the book, when the ghost of the boy’s father shows up and tells him that his uncle has poisoned him. Then I realized that the uncle was named Claude, the mom was named Trudy, and that this was Hamlet, as cast by William Wegman. (Several of the minor characters are dogs, as is Ophelia [!])

At first I was very angry with myself for not noticing the names and realizing what was going on until that point. Then I realized that the author was basically doing a lot of cheating to shoehorn the plot of Hamlet into the story. For instance, he inserts ghosts into an otherwise naturalistic story, as well as some sort of virulent Korean magical poison. I can accept a deep discussion of Mendelian genetics and its bearing on dog intelligence in a story, and I can accept vengeful ghosts, and even a retelling of Hamlet using dogs, but the combination of all of these elements is just too much. It’s the same reason that Lucas’s explanation of the Force using midichlorians rings false; using both spiritual and technological explanations of supernatural effects in the same work is sloppy.

The other problem with this story is that the Hamlet parts are the weakest. Characters repeatedly do things that make no narrative sense... except that they advance the plot of Hamlet. The main character decides not to go to the commune and rather to return home because... well, he never actually gives a reason, but it’s necessary to set up the final showdown. A friendly sheriff decides to chloroform the main character because he’s Laertes and the main character is Hamlet. The story of a mute child’s development and growth in a remote cabin while surrounded by dogs, and of the philosophy of dog training, is fascinating, but the narrative is mutilated by the Procrustean bard.

pre Swat 98 reunion post

Man, I haven't updated this in ages.

I'm about to head off to reunion, where I expect to run into some of my LJ friends, including some 98ers who I may not have seen in 10 years...

A quick recap of the last few years:

1) I'm now married to the lovely tapas

2) We bought a house in San Antonio, which we're slowly attempting to furnish.

3) I've left the UR PhD program in English and am now a fulltime poker player; it's been my source of income for about five years now.

4) I'm forming a Swarthmore poker team with my friend and gambling associate, The Amazing Ben '98. We're going to be starting play in Las Vegas in July, just after this year's World Series, and by next year we should be ready to enter the team members into the holdem events for the 2009 World Series.

lit geek challenge

OK, I've gone to the Amazon entries for 10 of my favoritest novels and picked out some of the "statistically improbable phrases" from each. Your job is to guess the novel! All written originally in English. Some easier than others.

P.S. Don't google, it's too easy.



1. matrimonial gift, charming soubrette, quaker librarian, pike hoses, seaside girls, croppy boy, old sweet song

2. inkvine scar, factory crawler, little maker, death commandos

3. cried the corporal, seven castles, dear jenny, political romance, salient angle

4. greenish soapstones, nameless scent, cosmic fear, black seal

5. airborne toxic event, stadium steps, feathery plume

6. savage reservation, emotional engineering, mental excess, pleasant vices,

7. nucular bum, looseleaf folder, poor momma, lumber jacket, flannel nightshirt, minimal wage, hunting cap

8. black mahn, white mahn, ole lady, leg chain, tank room

9. waxwing slain

10. prochain train, tennis academy, addicted man, oral narcotics

a guide for the perplexed

OK, here are the remaining songs ungotten. I've edited #1.

Instructions: From jere7my: Whip out your music program, click the random button, and pick out 10 songs. Alter the name by turning it into a convoluted, wordy synonym. For example: Silent Night = Nocturnal Time Completely Lacking Noise. When someone guesses the title correctly, italicize the convoluted one and put in the real title and the person who figured it out.


1. Alhazred & Buttkicking Jones in 2020?
"Abdul and Cleopatra", Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers. superbacana

2. Second original Klimt or Rodin or Munch piece
"Another First Kiss", They Might Be Giants. jere7my and sonatanator

5. Swinging cape with Jesus' face on it
"Veronica", Elvis Costello and the Attractions. m_elsner

6. Stann or Franck's Dominion
"Tin Angel", Joni Mitchell. superbacana

8. A valley girl, one for remembrance, and the uplifter of loves
"Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts", Bob Dylan. superbacana, with an assist from belecrivain


Groups represented are

They Might Be Giants
Elvis Costello
Bob Dylan
Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers
Joni Mitchell

One of the songs is one word, a name. Two others have two names in them. It will also help if you know your Latin and your Hamlet.<i

how best to get back into LJ? MEME!

From jere7my: Whip out your music program, click the random button, and pick out 10 songs. Alter the name by turning it into a convoluted, wordy synonym. For example: Silent Night = Nocturnal Time Completely Lacking Noise. When someone guesses the title correctly, italicize the convoluted one and put in the real title and the person who figured it out.

Here are my ten.

1. Alhazred & Jones

2. Second original Klimt or Rodin or Munch piece

3. Cause of Constantine's conquering
"The Sign", The Mountain Goats. cataptromancer

4. Male issue indicated, litigate
"A Boy Named Sue", Johnny Cash. superbacana

5. Swinging cape with Jesus' face on it

6. Stann or Franck's Dominion

7. Your bare ass, the guy that removes leaves from it
"Moonraker", Shirley Bassey. superbacana

8. A valley girl, one for remembrance, and the uplifter of loves

9. Aurally, it came to me in the vineyard
"I Heard It Through the Grapevine", Van Morrison. kyree

10. Throughout the Panama that belongs to me
"All Around My Hat", Steeleye Span. superbacana